meme quiz thang stolen from jingoro and lord_darkseid

25 quotes, 25 movies... Post your answers below and I'll cross them off.

I think I enjoy some of these quotes too much. I'll be surprised if all of these are identified but it's not impossible, they are all good movies. Well, actually, no many of them are technically dreadful but they are all movies I enjoy :P

1. Too much wine, a friendly fight or two, you know how it goes. A crack on the skull by a sultry wench and I wake to find myself at the mercy of these chanting fools!
2. I can't make love to a bush! (Singin in the Rain - ladypeorth)
3. Oh, they acted angry and annoyed... but secretly they was overjoyed!
4. Where do you think you're going if you havent yet realised the difference between life and me?
5. You think I'm ready to haul freight in some fuckin' warehouse for two dollars an hour so that you can have a little brat suck on your tit?!
6. Most of the time, I slap it.
7. No ... it's not a contest, see. The two of them... with themselves. So don't play it for real until it gets real.
8. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. (The Big Lebowski - chibimofo)
9. If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company. (Dr Strangelove - ersatzinsomnia)
11. We're pissing in the same latrine.
12. I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. (the obligatory Grosse Point Blank quote - askye)
13. You brought two too many.
14. You don't quit pestering me, one of these mornings I'm gonna show up and start milking that cow.
15. Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic! But SCREAM! Scream for your lives!
16. But in the end, back on Earth...You'll be lobotomized. (Total Recall - daedal_eve)
17. Oh baby, with the picture of you I've got in my mind, why even over the phone I can see every... (Anchors Aweigh - naruenosekai)
18. Don't worry, Mom. I know all about cannibalism. I saw it on TV. (The Shining - chibimofo)
19. That gag's got whiskers on it! (The Hudsucker Proxy - gambitt)
20. Don't raise your motor, baby! It's not leaving the garage.
21. I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something. (Pretty in Pink - askye)
22. Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies. (Don't be a Menace to south central while sippin your juice in the hood - daedal_eve)
23. I just, uh, never felt the titties of a millionaire before.
24. Oh, good Lord! It's unbelievable. It's horrible. I can't understand the reason for such cruelty. It probably has something to do with some bizarre sexual rage with the almost profound respect these primatives have for virginity.
25. Fame? Nah. It's an empty purse. Count it, go broke. Eat it, go hungry. Seek it, go mad! (Krull - daedal_eve)

[EDIT: dunno what happened to 10 :P]

[EDIT2: My oh my there's some really crass quotes here, no offense intended :)]